If you have ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly easy and universally understood. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by presenting a dilemma of two equally terrible-looking (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the world believes you did it?”
You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. After they pick the things that they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious scenarios, it’s their turn to come up with a dilemma for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the greatest of two dreadful scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little originality. But it’s only as enjoyable as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, here are a few uncomfortable suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
The Toughest Round Of “Would You Rather” Ever
Would you rather obtain pounds or be prohibited from the world wide web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the theme of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather accidentally “like” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or heal a rare form of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Netflix screening history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the capacity to vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their pictures on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to find out why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the capability to see real phantoms?
Would you rather lose all the pictures you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all the books you have?
Would you rather develop buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same wages?
Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the following President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your life or only LaCroix for the rest of your life?
Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your skill to give a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to utilize GPS for the rest of your life or lose the capacity to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked pictures of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you know or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your info leaked in a health insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only be able to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your own iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remainder of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every photograph on your phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the capability to teleport every single time you fart or cure any wound by shouting at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the ability to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s internet history?
Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi contending against their points?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a doctor to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment got in a GIF which goes viral or face your biggest fear?
Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, gear, and lifestyle or ending crime around the world for good but be poor and undetected?